The Slurp Journal

The Slurp Journal

Your Lunch Break Was 30 Minutes. Your Afternoon Is Four Hours. Do the Math. Your Lunch Break Was 30 Minutes. Your Afternoon Is Four Hours. Do the Math.

Your Lunch Break Was 30 Minutes. Your Afternoon Is Four Hours. Do the Math.

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Your Bag Is Packed. Your Gut Is Not. Your Bag Is Packed. Your Gut Is Not.

Your Bag Is Packed. Your Gut Is Not.

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You're Full. So Why Are You Still Standing at the Fridge? You're Full. So Why Are You Still Standing at the Fridge?

You're Full. So Why Are You Still Standing at the Fridge?

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Nobody's Giving You a Gold Star for Skipping Lunch Again Nobody's Giving You a Gold Star for Skipping Lunch Again

Nobody's Giving You a Gold Star for Skipping Lunch Again

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Your Carry-On Has a Gap, and Airport Food Is Filling It Your Carry-On Has a Gap, and Airport Food Is Filling It

Your Carry-On Has a Gap, and Airport Food Is Filling It

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Your 11am Salad Is Not Doing Its Job Your 11am Salad Is Not Doing Its Job

Your 11am Salad Is Not Doing Its Job

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You Fed Everyone Else. Here's Something Actually for You. You Fed Everyone Else. Here's Something Actually for You.

You Fed Everyone Else. Here's Something Actually for You.

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